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Joke of the Day
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it"
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"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."
"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"
"My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side"
"I like my coffee like I like my wife... cold and bitter."
"George Bush"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"A physicist came knocking on my door... I gave him the No-Bell Prize."
"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"