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Joke of the Day
"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet."
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"A man was in a supermarket.... and he saw a man. He went up to him and said ""I know you from somewhere, are you famous?"" The man replies ""no no no... I'm famYOU""."
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail? A Small Medium at Large"
"Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !"
"Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of."
"Deceitful atoms.. Never trust an atom... They make up everything."
"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it is very TIME CONSUMING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO STFU"
"When decorating your tween daughter's room, don't forget to leave ample space for half the glasses in your kitchen."
"My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her."
"Why don't they have werewolves in Asia? They get eaten."