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Joke of the Day
"What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar."
Next Joke
"Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"My good friend died having sex I guess you could say he came and went at the same time."
"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."
"What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*"
"The name's Case... Justin Case."
"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."
"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."
"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."
"? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ? Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures."