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Joke of the Day

"A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken. (Edit: Typo)"

"Two guys were playing a game.... Guy 1 says ""Game"" Guy 2 lost the game You're guy 2 You lost the game"

"How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !"

"My grandfather had the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo"

"What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram."

"The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags."

"How did San Diego get its name? Someone dropped their waffle on the beach."

"Boris Johnson? Isn't he the man that sounds like he's on his way to pub, or has just made his way back from it?"

"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."

"""You haven't listened to a word I've said."" Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."