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Joke of the Day

"Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it."

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly cuts a fart, and the other fly goes, ""Hey, I'm eating here!"""

"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."

"Why do Donald Trump's hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times? He suffers from low-handwidth..."

"my favorite pickup line... ""Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"""

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes. (sorry if repost)"

"A child asks his father how to be happy. He replied, ""I never knew what real happiness was until I got married..."" ""...and then it was too late."""

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?"

"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."

"Popping my cherry please be mean. What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised? ""Well it's the right hole naw!"""