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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay guys who look different but sound the same? Homophones."
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"Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next."
"For some reason, my girlfriend asked how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer..."
"Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokinoff."
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"Jesus walks into a hotel Lays a handful of nails on the counter and asks the attenant ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"When someone yells ""Fire!"" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep"
"No one gave an f about his chicken when he was Lieutenant Sanders"
"Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex."