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Joke of the Day

"I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class... But yoga is a stretch for me."

"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"

"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."

"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."

"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."

"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"

"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"

"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas... ...it's not her main present - just a stocking filler!"

"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."