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Joke of the Day

"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."

"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"

"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."

"I formed a band with my therapy group. It was fun for a while, but we couldn't make it big. Our album 'Appetite for Self-Destruction' didn't do well with the critics."

"Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis? Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd."

"I found out today it's OK to date a nun.... You just can't get in the habit!"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."

"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."

"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"

"My boyfriend calls me ""babe"" because ""pig in the city"" is such a mouthful to say."