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Joke of the Day
"Where does a shoulder work? In the army."
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"My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves."
"What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit"
"*turns on shower* *shower whispers ""eat donuts for breakfast"" & ""get drunk tonight""* Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure"
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"I have no idea why these women called me a massaging gymnast All I said was that women belong in the kitchen."
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
"Watch out for black ice I rode a bike over some black ice. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."
"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."
"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"