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Joke of the Day
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
Next Joke
"Damn girl, are you Chile? ""Why, because I'm tall and thin?"" ""No, because you make my vagina as dry as the Atacama desert."""
"I love this hooker. Warts and all."
"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"
"What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite? The where petrified."
"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."
"An Arab walks in to a bar No one survived the explosion."
"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"
"[At urinal maker store] Urinal maker: Let's make some of them curved so the pee splashes on their legs LOL. Other urinal maker: K. LOL"
"Today was a great day 10/10"