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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."

"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."

"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."

"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."

"A doctor and his patient **Doctor**: After the operation, you'll be a new man. **Patient**: Could you send the bill to the old man?"

"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."

"Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help. He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located."

"Optometrist dilated my eyes today; everything blurry Shortest time I have ever spent on the pot, says the wife..."

"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"

"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."