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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a teacher that's always late? Mr. Bus (think about it)"

"As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class."

"3. That's how many times you have to ask someone if they're grumpy before they get grumpy."

"Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used ""litigation"" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now."

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it."

"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."

"One time cancer got a terminal case of Chuck Norris."

"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"