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Joke of the Day

"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"

"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."

"[first date] I had a great time. Not tonight, but I've had a great time before."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face."

"If Twitter icons have taught me anything it's that the male eye can spot cleavage at incredibly low resolutions."

"*watching Dateline* wow this is the worst dating show ever"

"What is a Jewish dilemma ? Free ham."

"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"

"GOD: it's time I punished the humans again JESUS: cool. flood or plague? GOD:[watching The Apprentice] oh I've something way worse in mind.."

"Boxed wine: Because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle."