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Joke of the Day
"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."
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"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"
"*pulls up pants* Me: It feels like I've got the world's worst wedgie! Proctologist: That's normal. M: ... P: Hey... Have you seen my glove?"
"Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet."
"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"what did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing THAT for two bucks again."