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Joke of the Day
"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."
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"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"
"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"
"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"
"NSFW: I just realized that I've never been with a black or middle eastern girl... So I added them to my fuckit list."
"I was just unfollowed by a guy with 10,349 tweets & 38 followers...I'm thinking that's the same guy at the park that talks to all the pigeons"
"I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake."
"Wife: Your life insurance premium paid up? Me: Yeah. Wife: Good. Me: Why? Wife: No reason. Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Here, taste this."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""