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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."

"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."

"Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1. Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat."

"Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me."

"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"Suicide is only illegal because dead people can't pay taxes."

"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man? A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN??!!!!!!!"

"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."