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Joke of the Day
"I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake."
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"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
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"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"
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"To make a mistake is human. To admit a mistake is stupid."
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"I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said "" To inspire and then expire"""