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Joke of the Day

"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"

"He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down"

"How is your job and your wife different? I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done"

"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."

"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."

"How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."

"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."

"A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop"

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."