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Joke of the Day

"I instantly feel horrible when I judge someone, so I stopped. Now I make rational conclusions based on insightful observations."

"I just got my first cold sore... My mom says: ""Welcome to the world of herpes!"""

"Whenever I hear the phrase ""Power of Attorney"" I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer."

"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?"

"She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her."

"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."

"Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity."

"I had a difficult childhood... I was brought up by a couple of alcoholics. I called them my Foster's parents."

"i'm writing a book on overcoming foot pain it's called the agony of defeat"