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Joke of the Day
"Dude that's not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard"
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"""Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"" ""NaBrO."""
"This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards..."
"I deliberately mispronounce 'quinoa' and then adjust the server's tip according to how condescending they are when they correct me."
"I love puns about England... They really Brighton my day."
"People actually care about you! Just try missing a couple of payments, you'll see!"
"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"
"Her: Why's the couch smell like pee? [Flashback to me watching The Ring alone] Me: *points at son* I think someone had another ""accident."""
"I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it I thought that was pretty ironic."
"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"