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Joke of the Day
"What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast? Steak and negs. In shame and solitude"
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"Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black? Cause he thought ""casta"" was Greek for ""moms""."
"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."
"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"
"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"
"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"
"Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound."
"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"
"I bet those 300 Greek soldiers would have stood a better chance if they thought to wear armor instead of going to war in capes & speedos."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"