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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black? Cause he thought ""casta"" was Greek for ""moms""."

"""Surely I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."" I wonder why rich men didn't just chop up the camel first..."

"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."

"Me*suspicious the neighbor is a cannibal*:""Do U find this is a tough neighborhood? Neighbor:""Na, u just use a slow cooker. Me:""What? n:""What"

"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry"

"AMA Request: Someone who has successfully committed suicide."

"Why did /u/JokeOverExplainBot cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."