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Joke of the Day

"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"

"Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the penguin pooped in the bathtub. Wife: ""But we don't *have* a penguin!"" Me: ""And now for the good news...!"""

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits..."

"Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I'm talking about you in particular."

"Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!"

"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."

"How do you always keep your shoes tied? Replace the laces with earphones."

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."

"[starts Power Point presentation titled ""Why I'm Breaking Up With You""] Him: Wait, what the--? Me: Please hold all questions until the end."