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"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"

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"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"
"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."
"If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?"
"Most useless fish. Mermaid"
"How do you hold your liqour? I hold mine by the ears."
"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."
"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."
"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"
"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"