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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."

"What does a cow say in the winter? I'm udderly freezing!"

"What did the blonde medical student die from? An aneurysm."

"I've already received over 150 RSVPs to my Halloween Shindig... It's going to be a Monster Party."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony beautiful sea !"

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."

"My girlfriend cheated on me. She damn near broke my back."

"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."

"Pussy Me: Let me tell you a joke. Me: Pussy. You: ... Me: Do you get it? You: No.. Me: Exactly."