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Joke of the Day

"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."

"How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it."

"I'm black but not "" can't understand the Winter Olympics"" black. Those guys in the ski race are running from cops on a bobsled, right?"

"I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day. Title"

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon. I'm going to call it ""Gin and Bare It""."

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."

"How does Sean Connery's dog bark? Woofsh"

"God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits I cannot change."

"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."