191956

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over? A Christian Bale"

"I think someone just called me a ""beach""... But I can't be shore."

"My penis is only four inches But some girls like it that wide."

"What's the ultimate rejection? When you masturbate and your hand falls asleep."

"I am opening a restaurant called ""Peace and Quiet"" A kid meal is 250"

"Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I'm currently dying of."

"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue."

"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."

"Exit signs. They are on their way out."

"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"