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Joke of the Day
"I think someone just called me a ""beach""... But I can't be shore."
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"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."
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"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
"I have an invisible friend. I haven't seen him for some time now."
"My cat said ""meow"", so I answered with a ""meow"", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...... followed by batman!.... Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
"Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller? Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."