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Joke of the Day

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"

"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."

"Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!"

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."

"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"

"Why was Darth Vader so upset? He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places..."

"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"

"""Don't let your inner child die!"" could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign."

"Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River? Because it has pp in it."

"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."