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Joke of the Day

"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."

"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."

"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"

"What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall? Art ...floating in the sea? Bob ...laying on the floor? Matt ...down in a hole? Phil ...sitting in a pot? Stu ..."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."

"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"

"What do you call a bat in a hurry? A racing club"

"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"

"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""

"Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion..."