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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
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"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"
"What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool? You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up"
"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."
"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""
"How do you get a blonde pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."