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Joke of the Day
"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"
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"What do you call people who don't repost jokes? liars"
"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"
"Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty"
"I have the cutest bird in the world... ...a Jackd'awww."
"What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does."
"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"
"Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants... ...mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?"
"Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles? So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."
"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"