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Joke of the Day
"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."
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"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"
"""Hello flight 56 if you hear me rock your wings.."" ""OK TOWER IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"""
"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""
"Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?"
"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"
"I can't tell if I'm going bald... or if it's all in my head."
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."
"What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals."