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Joke of the Day

"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."

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"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."
"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."
"Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk."
"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
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"Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement."