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Joke of the Day

"Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die."

"What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch? Kay-so-deal-a?"

"Fox News: Witnesses are telling us Michael Brown may have charged Officer Darren Wilson atop a dragon, wielding a poison-tipped broadsword"

"I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day. I'm adding 'enjoys eating out' to my dating profile."

"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."

"If I had to rate racist jokes... I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11"

"I am aging as gracefully as a banana"

"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"

"Why is it we trust politicians with creating jobs when they don't know a thing about working?"

"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"