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Joke of the Day
"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"
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"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."
"WTF? Anal bleaching Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up."
"Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out"
"A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?"
"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."
"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."
"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"
"Where did Susie go when her town got bombed? Everywhere."
"Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."