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Joke of the Day

"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"

"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."

"A woman gets hit by a truck. Who's fault is it? The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?"

"Butterfly Ass and Other Smells As Told by the Dog"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now."

"The Wall Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"Why was the pilot dying? Because he had terminal cancer."

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."

"Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, ""Gee, I've never come across your faces before."""