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Joke of the Day
"Why is it we trust politicians with creating jobs when they don't know a thing about working?"
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"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."
"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."
"Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."
"you miss 100% of shots you don't take"
"Michelle Obama had an awesome speech tonight... I wonder how long we'll have to wait for Malinia Trump to steal it. The part about her black daughters will be awkward."
"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"
"A good day for a bad boy is talking a good girl into a bad decision."
"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."