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Joke of the Day

"Fox News: Witnesses are telling us Michael Brown may have charged Officer Darren Wilson atop a dragon, wielding a poison-tipped broadsword"

"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."

"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."

"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."

"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"

"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."

"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."

"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."

"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""

"What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster"