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Joke of the Day

"Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did."

"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."

"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"

"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"

"Bukkake is like buses You wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once."

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."

"I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can"

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"

"Where I from? Please tell me."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"