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Joke of the Day

"My ex can't take his new girlfriend to basketball games because she gets pissed when the whole stadium makes fun of her by yelling REBOUND!"

"Actions speak louder than Facebook posts..."

"So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life."

"What's the difference between a magician's wand and a nightstick? One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for stunning cunts."

"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"

"[Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*"

"I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers."

"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"

"It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching."