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Joke of the Day
"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."
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"Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant? He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it."
"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"
"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"
"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"
"Reagan laying down some jokes about the Soviets. (Youtube clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A"
"What's better than roses on your piano? Two lips on your organ."