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Joke of the Day

"A Jew, A Christian, A Lawyer, A Doctor, A Blonde, and a Biker walk into a bar........ the bartender goes ""what is this some kind of joke or something?!"""

"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."

"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."

"3 NoSql database admins went to a bar but came out immediately. Why? ... ... They could not find a table :P"

"I just started Caitlyn Jenner's new diet plan. Its a lot like the Atkins diet except it is all transfats."

"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."

"I just got a Sleep Number mattress, and it turns out my sleep number is 911. Because a night in my bed, you'll never forget."

"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."

"How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day? One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab."