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Joke of the Day

"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."

"Damn, redditors are lazy... They don't even finish their"

"Teen: Your brows are on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your FACE is on fleek. Teen: Thanks! Me: God damn it."

"How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet."

"A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed."

"I'm very English. I ordered a book off the internet the other day called ""How to have nothing to do with your neighbours"" Unfortunately, I was out when it arrived..."

"I'm not saying you're a jackass but... You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set."

"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"

"What word begins with ""N"" and ends in ""R"" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy? Neighbor."

"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"