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Joke of the Day

"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."

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"You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it"
"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."
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"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."
"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"
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