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Joke of the Day

"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."

"Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon. As seen on a bridge at my local university."

"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"

"I count it as a random act of kindness when you see me in public and pretend you didn't."

"I wanted to bake a cake from scratch, but I'm out of scratch."

"What's the square root of 69? Eight something."

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"American Dance Music haha"

"Clothes are such a fraught gift because it's like: ""Here's the size and shape I think you are and so how I think you should style yourself!"""