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Joke of the Day

"Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess? Because everyone would just think it's a quinceanera"

"What country most despises cars that run on gasoline? Mad-at-gas-cars!"

"Helpful Tip.. If you are ever cold just stand in a corner... There normally 90 degrees.."

"Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating."

"What do you call a tree that does not believe Jesus was the messiah? A Jew-niper"

"What's the best time of the day? 6:30... *hands down*"

"Please follow the instructions 1) Read all instructions 2) Sacrifice a goat 3) Cut off your fingers 4) Eat glass 5) Only do number one"

"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"

"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"

"What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians."