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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time of the day? 6:30... *hands down*"
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"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""
"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
"According to my Nike fuel band I masturbated 5 miles today."
"Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath."
"[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word ""bae"""
"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"
"My girlfriend is like ketchup. I always bang her on the table."
"Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away."