932

Joke of the Day

"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter."

"""False Information"" spells out ""False Information"" backwards."

"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."

"I tried committing suicide today Not going to do that again almost killed myself"

"Why do babies have to cry? Why couldn't they like, glow, or beep rhythmically to get our attention? Shitty babies..."

"If I'm a baker, you're the dough.. I knead you."

"I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive"

"My girlfriend used to do flashy shows on a chair for me. It was electrical."

"Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!"