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Joke of the Day

"When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door? Beat it, We're closed."

"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"

"What does a Polish guy do on the ice? He breaks in."

"""Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!"" -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time"

"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."

"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."

"What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike."

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."