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Joke of the Day
"Naming your child ""Roger"" is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio."
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"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... And he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."
"I just bought a pair of Nike's from a drug dealer. (other brands are available) I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all night."
"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."
"Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election"
"You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food."
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"
"I asked my dad the other day what he knew about anti-forensics He said he knew uncle forensics better"
"Asian guy walks into a salon... Asian guy walks into a salon and says ""I want to get my ass hole breached."""