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Joke of the Day
"Mom, what's an orgasm? I don't know, ask your dad."
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"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"
"Where do people with one leg work at? and what are the employees names?"
"Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis."
"Women's Darts The only time they'll see a 180 is when they're programming the oven."
"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."
"A friend just texted me & asked for relationship advice. That's like asking the pope to name all the members of Slipknot."
"Why can't dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the fuckline."
"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."
"I'm too immature for adultery."